They simply fail to understand that running as superuser all the time is bad practice and a thing of the past. I got this working after about ~3 years of searching for a solution.
The installer will nagg about your OS not being supported, but will allow you to install the update.
In order to elevate the java updater so that standard users can install java updates, we must first set the application compatibility mode of the java updater so that will run in compatibility mode for Windows 2000, which did not have the “Background Intelligent Transfer Service”. after installing Java 7 update 71 on a machine from the exe, the verifying installation webpage Do I Have Java fails to detect the newly installed version. However, if the BITS service is not available for use by the java updater (either the service is disabled or permissions are denied to the calling process), the java updater uses an alternate mechanism for downloading and applying updates that works successfully, even if the original user was just a standard user with limited rights (no administrative rights). If the logged on user is only a standard user, then the java updater fails to correctly use the BITS service to download the new update. It turns out that when the java updater attempts to download new updates, it uses the Windows service called “Background Intelligent Transfer Service” (BITS). I finally got this working after reading the following: